After the bombshell was dropped last episode, Koyomi had this massive rant about things about how heaps of people go through the same ---- that Tsubasa is going through without hiding behind an oddity. He pretty much smacked her down something fierce!

She then tried to kill him... as they all seem to try. They had a long, drawn out scene where he almost died then was like "nah, screw that." Also, Shinobu was in his shadow the whole time. Go figure. :/

Oshino also bailed. He hates goodbye. I can understand that. So happy ending? I guess so.

Characters introduced: None

So instead of being able to cure Tsubasa straight away using Shinobu it turns out that she's actually just up and left. Koyomi gets all flustered and goes off to find her, calling upon his numerous women to help out.

Black Tsubasa is adorable, and man does have have big boobs! They're popping out all over the joint! She said that Shinobu probably ran away because Koyomi and that were treating her as a kid instead of an odditiy. In other words, she having an identity crisis and bailed.

She also said that all this stress was because Tsubasa loves Koyomi (DUH) and that it would all go away if he loved her back. BOMB SHELL I swear his world just fell apart then.

Characters introduced: None

So it would appear the Tsubasa now has cat ears... she stopped going to class as well. And called Koyomi to get her to see Oshino. Lol, her boobs are pretty big. I laughed at the "we need to have a talk later". He got so embarrassed! XD

Now just waiting for this to all clear up and return her to normal. I wonder what Hitagi would think? Maybe she'll try to stab out his eye with a pen again? O___O;;

Characters introduced: None

This one was a lot cuter than the whole series so far. Hitagi decided that she and Koyomi would go on a date. I was confused because he seemed unhappy about that? Come to think of it, I never really knew if he actually wanted her as a girlfriend or if she just bullied him into it.

So she picked him up and he fruited out because her dad was in the car driving them (as you do). And she's in the back groping him. Just a bit awkward, ne?

Turns out the never ending drive took them to some forest where they looked at the stars and Hitagi told Koyomi they were gonna kiss. lol.

Characters introduced: Hitagi's Father

This one was pretty much Koyomi and Tsubasa having a D&M for most of the ep, a brief encounter with Nadeko returning the bloomers and swimsuit, and telling Oshino about Tsubasa's "cat problem".

Because we didn't know until now but she went bat----- crazy and went around energy draining people. She turned into this white cat that she buried before. Weird ---- and all.

Also, her parents aren't really her parents? I kinda zoned out and missed a few lines! XI Her dad hit her? I'm glad that Koyomi was outraged by that, with all the dv in Japan I was gonna think he wouldn't care!

Characters introduced: None

That was resolved quickly! I was expecting 3 episodes like the others. Oh well.

So they went back to the shrine to get rid of the snake curse because apparently it was gonna kill her if it reached her face because it was an actual snake constricting around her.

They made her sit in the blanket and pray. It did work... at first... until Koyomi realised there were 2 snakes, and Nadeko almost died. So he dove in to save the day as he seems to do quite frequently. The snake started mangling him then.

Lucky that Suruga was there to talk some sense into him and save his ass! So now the boy that cursed Nadeko is gonna get snaked. lol.

Characters introduced: None

Well that was... a surprise. It started off pretty innocent and as per usual went way crazy. Koyomi and Suruga went to put this seal on an old shrine for Oshino and found that someone had hacked up snakes. they got spooked and left quickly. No surprise there, I would lose my ---- too!

I don't really get what Tsubasa's deal is. She seems to like flirting with Koyomi. I mean, she almost kissed him in the store. Then she said she keeps getting headaches... tumours? lol.

So it turns out that he knows this girl that they see before getting there, Nadeko, she was friends with his little sister. He gets suspicious when he sees her in the bookstore and asks her to go back to his place (with Suruga so it's not weird).

So Suruga gets all excited and goes sneaking around his room trying to find his pr0n stash (LOL) and gets him all embarrassed by saying that she saw him buying it which makes him flip out. Then for some reason Nadeko decides to strip off her clothes? And has snake scales on her body?... ok then O__o

Characters introduced: Nadeko Sengoku

Man, he got some kind of death wish or does he just like getting the ---- kicked out of him? He literally almost died, she kinda ribulated him... Eww...

Hitagi to the rescue though, she jumped in to save him and got Suruga back to normal. She still has part of a demon arm so quit the basketball team.

Characters introduced: None

So after getting snapped and lying on the train tracks Hitagi finds him and stands over his face while he recovers. Nice. Geez, why doesn't she just have sex with him and get it over with?

Turns out that it was Suruga that snapped him. She's got this "monkey hand" which turns out to be a demon hand instead. She's also a lesbian and totally in love with Hitagi... like the rest of us, lol. And also seems to be a yaoi fangirl. She makes me lol.

Very candid conversation about her trying to become Hitagi instead, wearing no panties under her shorts and wanting to be the "bottom" for his "top". lol.

So as per the norm he drags her off to see Oshino.

Characters introduced: None

Not even really sure what happened in this one. Everything ends up one big blegh with this. It would seem Koyomi was walking home with Mayoi who was mocking him as usual. He had some study session with Hitagi so he was going there.

Then Suruga ran up to him and pretty much said that Hitagi and her used to know each other, blah blah blah. Turns out Hitagi did the old "stapler in the mouth" trick to her and scared her ----less... as you do.

So they finish with the study and he walks home and theres this person at the train crossing... who beats the living ---- outta him! I mean seriously! Smashed him in the face a couple of times. I was fearing for a caved in face!

Characters introduced: Suruga Kanbaru

Ok, last one for today, then I'm on to Shaman King. This show really does my head in, I'm not a fan... at all. Looks like I can't run with the crowd after all -__-

They really like weird angles in this show, don't they? I mean, they tilt their heads at strange angles and always have up-nose shots. It... kinda makes them look ugly :S

Turns out Mayoi was a ghost, long since dead. Hitagi couldn't even see her! LOL. She just thought he was going nuts. They ended up taking her to Tsunade's house, which happened to be an empty plot of land. Mayoi ran off and sparkled into nothing, Koyomi got a bit emo, Hitagi was still weird.

In the end though Mayoi got "promoted" into a wandering spirit so she's still around... which is kinda sad. I mean, she moved on temporarily only to be bound again in a world where she doesn't belong. That's awful.

Characters introduced: None

Ugh, I shouldn't have started watching this after work, it's putting me to sleep!

So, Hitagi kinda got lost and admitted that she hates kids, hence why Mayoi is scared of her. Hitagi's a bit of a nut though so I probably would be too, lol.

So Hitagi goes off to get Oshino's help to deal with the snail and leaves Koyomi with Maoi... and she ends up biting his fingers. I mean, BITE. She gets through the skin and everything, I thoughts she was gonna break his fingers! Fuggen crazy ----! Good thing he heals quickly.

He randomly bumps into Tsubasa who just happens to be walking around there. She scolds Mayoi about the biting and bumps her on the head. Then she also scolds Koyomi for fuggen punching a little girl! About time someone noticed that ----.

Anyway, help is on the way and I guess this will be resolved next episode.

Characters introduced: None

So it was mothers day and Koyomi has a fight with his sister and rides off on his bike. He eventually ends up sitting in some park and that's where Hitagi finds him.

Well she feels like repaying him for helping her and suggests a whole lot of ecchi things like "waking him up dressed only in an apron" and "going to school without panties on"... she's a weird one that girl. She really is.

She then starts accusing him of being a "sis-con" person which gets him all sorts of flustered. She even offers to be his girlfriend but he declines (FOOL!) and says he doesn't want one.

So he goes to help this little girl who looks lost and it turns out she's a little ----. He ends up beating her (LOL) and then when Hitagi comes over he tries to explain what happened... unsuccessfully. Hitagi says she knows the place and they head off to go there.

Characters introduced: Mayoi Hachikuji

So they go off to Hitagi's house to "purify" her. She takes a shower and then walks out naked to get her clothes... as you do? I'm actually surprised he didn't nosebleed! That's gotta be a first considering the circumstance.

Then she just prances around in her underwear until her long-ass hair was dry. That would have taken forever.

Seems Hitagi's life was pretty ----. She got real sick in middle school and her mum joined some cult. Then she almost got raped by the cult leader and her mum didn't do ---- so she kinda hated her. Then this whole crab thing happened, lol.

Well I guess she's back to normal now? And she's now friends with Koyomi.

Characters introduced: Karen Araragi, Tsukihi Araragi

So I figured I'd be "cool" and watch something more popular. This seemed like the next logical step to take.

I'm not really sure if I like it, but then again I did watch Trinity Blood and that started out a lot worse off than this. At least in this they explain ----.

The animation is weird, it's like some indie film. I don't really like it... but that's because I miss a whole lot of ---- because I have to read subtitles.

It's a bit strange... plus I think Senjougahara is a bit of a psycho... She stapled his mouth... not like it matters with his healing abilities but still... crazy ----- didn't know that!

Characters introduced: Koyomi Araragi, Tsubasa Hanekawa, Hitagi Senjougahara, Meme Oshino, Shinobu Oshino