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Satou Kazuma-san.
Welcome to the afterlife.
Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago.
Your life was a short one,
but you are, in fact, dead.
She's alive.
Actually, she wouldn't have gotten hurt,
even if you hadn't pushed her out of the way.
That tractor was going to stop before it hit her.
What is it?
Yes, it was a tractor.
No, you died of shock.
You mistakenly thought a truck ran over you.
I've been doing this for a long time,
but you're the first human to
ever die in such a bizarre way.
You were so terrified that you'd
be run over, you wet yourself.
You passed out and were
taken to a nearby hospital,
and the doctors and nurses laughed
at you as you had a heart attack—
Your family just rushed to the hospital,
and now even they're laughing
out loud at the cause of death.
Well...
I've vented enough stress for now.
My name is Aqua.
I'm a goddess who guides humans
who die young to the afterlife.
You have two choices.
You can start from square one with a new life,
or you can go to Heaven and
carry on like an old man.
To tell you the truth,
Heaven isn't the dreamy place
you all imagine it to be.
Not only is there no TV, there are
no manga or games, either.
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